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🚨 The plot thickens at Kingston United… New claims suggest Joseph wanted to focus on school, but Archie pushed through his signing before loaning him to Beverley — with Kingston reportedly still covering his wages. 👀

🚨 More on the Vemoyra controversy: the former Kingston owner sold Sam for £65k without Kaedira’s approval, despite the manager valuing him at £80k. Another example of Vemoyra overruling his own manager on transfers. 👀

🚨EXCL: Vemoyra was reportedly planning to remove Kaedira as Kingston United manager at the end of the season and take full control of the football side himself. His message: “I’m managing next szn bro… I’m setting my project up.” 👀

🚨 More on Kingston United’s financial controversy: Vemoyra pushed through the signing of Wiyathu without manager approval. The player has reportedly already disappeared since signing, leaving Kingston with further wasted funds. 👀

🚨 EXCL: Vemoyra files release Archie allegedly arranged Joseph’s loan to Beverley without consulting his own manager or Joseph, while agreeing for Kingston to cover 100% of the player’s wages. 👀

🚨EXCL: First of the Vemoyra files has been released!

🚨 More controversy at Kingston United: Vemoyra is now allegedly attempting to dismantle the squad, with Itsuna and Surfwitdahoodie being encouraged to follow him to Telford Town. 👀

🚨 More on Vemoyra’s removal: he allegedly made signings without manager approval, ignored the board and sold players to Telford to fund a move for himself from Stamford. 👀

🚨 BREAKING: Vemoyra has been stripped of his ownership of Kingston United. The league has also banned him from owning an ECL club for the foreseeable future following recent controversy. Major changes now expected at Kingston. 👀

🚨 EXCL: Controversy at Kingston United as owner Vemo faces questions over recent dealings with Telford Town. There are suspicions that Vemo has been buying Telford players to boost their funds — potentially helping finance a move for him.

🚨 BREAKING: Deportivo Slough player ZXXCI33 has quit the team following allegations of racist remarks towards Turkish players during the game against Wakefield United. The player has now left the club with immediate effect.

🚨 EXCL: Appley Bridge has officially been put up for sale by the club’s owner. The decision comes as he feels unable to commit to the club long term. A new era could soon be on the horizon again soon for Appley. 👀

🚨 Harmoush admits his confidence has been shattered after his performance, apologising to teammates and questioning his future. The goalkeeper, who once considered himself among ECL’s greatest ever, says retirement now feels like his only

🚨BREAKING: Lewessi is facing criticism following 3upariu’s ban from ECL, with some blaming the Poland boss for failing to keep the player under control. SERIOUS questions are now being asked over Lewessi’s management. 👀

🚨BREAKING: Lewessi is considering stepping down as Poland boss after failing to win a single game in the ECL International Series. Despite having Tier I and Tier X talent, the campaign is being labelled one of ECL’s biggest failures.

🚨🧤 BREAKING: Stocksbridge number one Harmoush has announced his retirement from Ro-Football. The goalkeeper calls time on his career following Afro Arabia’s 6-4 defeat in the ECL International Series. A chapter comes to an end.

🚨🔴 EXCL: Daavww is on the verge of joining Appley Bridge from Silsden. Fee agreed between the clubs, with Appley now waiting for the midfielder to accept personal terms. Deal close. ⏳👀

🚨 EXCL: Tensions at Stocksbridge as Oreo and RedCardDaz were involved in a heated argument following their pre-season friendly against Ashton Vale. Tempers flared after the final whistle as preparations for the new season continue. 👀

EXCL: More messages coming out of the Telford camp this evening, not a pretty sight… 🫣

The Telford manager has hit back at his squad following the backlash over Helziy’s departure, reminding players how far the team has come since Division 3. He insists Helziy can be replaced and has called for the constant arguing to stop.