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All good things must come to an end.

Took this ECL international break as an opportunity to complete a life-long dream. Finally forklift certified!! 🎉🎉🎊🎊 Many thanks to jxshzinho.

Evidence number 1:

Who got ECL taken down? We will investigate this in a series of posts. Second suspect: Tyrone

Evidence number 1: Last year he mentions quitting after gw3. We just played GW3. And ECL was taken down.

Who got ECL taken down? We will investigate this in a series of posts. First suspect: CapV7

If you want to pass time during ECL international break go check the nostalgia https://x.com/ECLStatto

Crazy how inflation hit ECL.. #BREXIN

[BREAKING] Local thug 'Thoe Arthur Gamer' has been released on probation after serving 2 weeks for selling cigarettes to local school goers. This was a special request made by Smethwick due to his influence in the team.

I've witnessed countless people pray on the downfall of Ashton Vale, and it has to stop. #ashtonvale #statement #keer1k #social #tweet

Královec is Czechia

The Russian Embassy wishes luck to Smethwick Wanderers this weekend in the Carablox Cup. Should anyone choose to threaten Russia's sovereignty, they shall be met with at least 8 THOEGAMERALT goals.

MOTM

"Bro i actually dont know what was being cooked" , "Na theres nothing we cudve done they played 6atb and we went to 2-2-4 for some reason"

Markus when he can help his side in a competition where they have a decent chance of getting somewhere

Noticed mid game gumbele changed avatars mid game seeing his kawaii gimmick wasn't working out

dats how u smash and grab, fuck dem mersey frauds #packwatch

A CHANCE FOR TELFORD... BUT ITS AN POOR ATTEMPT AND THE GK WILL MAKE A ROUTINE SAVE. THAT SHOT COULDN'T HAVE IMPACT ON THE GAME. EVEN IF IT WENT IN, VAUXHALL WOULD DEFINETLY BE ABLE TO STOP ANY ATTACKS AND FORM THEIR OWN

Same team that made playing 4atb known

Proffesional stinkers

I'm excited to start this new creative journey in professional mode! Take a look at my profile to learn more about me and follow me to stay connected. #professionalmode

"i alr think my tm could place top 3 in d1 but its ab proving it"- thoe — 16/09 now with a chance to prove it with the hardest of the draws yet

Vyreo showing his class

3rd different winger pairing of the season for vaxhall, have they now cracked it following their 4-1 win over stocksbridge

Just 1 remain unbeaten in the league Stamford last seasons double winners, on track to do it again?

Rev has successfully nuked the ecl website

The four horsemen of loosing to stamford

Our managers thoughts on drawing Stocksbridge in the Carablox Cup:

Updated team news for Durham and its the man leading the charts in assists, key passes and chances created out and unavailable for tonight's game

Phillipneame on how he plans to keep out the leagues most effective striker who's currently in firing form

Gotta say I feel great after the douglas game, picked up a nice motm in my first game at CM 😁. This is all thanks to bonk993 who gave me an assist by scoring a pissmissile banger for absolutely no fucking reason, thanks bonk, love you! 😚

Not quite done yet Bxny comes back into ECL to score on his return and send him into 4th (new era) all time d1 top scorers

Frageh knows how important this game is to overtake Durham and send Stamford into a massive lead following the events of yesterdays Vaxhall Stocksbridge match

once a red always a red. ❤️#upthevale #ashtonvale #transfernews

Our first TRANSFER EXCLUSIVE. The biggest transfer debacle of the season! Player: **that1josiah** Most interested club: **Ashton Vale**

Finally back between the posts for Gameweek 3! Very happy to start my season with a win and a clean sheet. It feels great to be back playing, and I’m ready to give everything for the team for the rest of the season.

Two players to watch and two key players based on our calculations 🔍🔍 Can REBEL or KSZ decide who tops the table after GW3?

Eyes are now on tomorrows match... here is what we are saying about **match difficulty** based on player ratings and player performances (from our predicted lineup). Given the high scoring nature of ECL, we predict a 3-3 game.

Crazy? I was crazy once, I signed for ashton vale, we played brockenhurst and Crazy? I was crazy once, I signed for ashton vale, we played brockenhurst and Crazy? I was crazy once, I signed for ashton vale, we played brockenhurst and Crazy?

Across GW1–GW2, **PERPGAI** lost possession 12 times (7 in GW1, 5 in GW2), so improving ball retention is the clearest target.

Same stats, same impact, different usernames?

Use **"=FULLTIME_ECL" + a player name in ECL general** and we will give something to improve on based on their stats.

Despite losing to Vauxhall, Stocksbridge are expected to be 2nd! Instead, they find themselves below Brockenhurst (a relegation candidate). Wasteful finishing could be reason number one for Stocks, BUT, Vauxhall are also VERY clinical!

Another legendary player still showing their quality. Can he get Stocksbridge back to winning ways.

YunoMarkus finds himself amongst the best attackers in D1. Rebel and KSZ have a game still yet to be played to respond, but we should give Markus his flowers. 👏👏

One word: Rolls-Royce.

The best midfielder in ECL? Even with a tough start to the season, footballing legend hesjonnytw_n puts Stocksbridge to bed with a high quality display. He statistically surpasses ALL midfielders in division 1. And by a high margin!

the grass is greener 🤣🤣🤣 from a small boat to a bigger one #IamStamford #goingdown

Scandobalitcs, golf, Stocksbridge in that order... Tyronebeater11 reportedly unsettled at Stocksbridge with missing tonight's game setting him at attending just 1 from their past 4 matches. Not a good look for tyrell12

Cammy the day he almost died vs fully fit IssiahJames

With Stocksbridge being so ever present and dominant in the midfield here's the 2 men looking to put another spanner in the works and put a stop to it

New signing Silden signing Golanball (HADIROTHWARD) asked upon whether he feels promotion is already a guarantee and whether the Vase is more important then the Regional League (D2). Telford vs Silden interview (Golanball, Silden)

Vemorya the Telford man to watch at the moment with directly involved in scoring or assisting 5 of Telford's 6 goals this season so far. Telford vs Silden interview (Vemorya, Telford)

GOING DOWN GOING DOWN GOING DOWN

OH MY GOD THE SECOND HALF ISN'T BETTER

Did the new beverly coach Jerome overmotivate his players before the game?

‼️ECL SLANDER VOLUME 1 IS OUT CHECK OUT BELOW‼️ https://youtu.be/DUppeotYqwE?si=xDIWr1QWUVxbsXER

1st vs 2nd most lethal strike forces colide

CLUB STATEMENT: https://www.englishconferenceleague.com/news/club-statement-2

Kicking off with a bang. 🔥 The Centre Circle Podcast. Coming Soon. 🖤

Welcome to "The Centre Circle", your ultimate destination for ECL coverage. Catch all the most recent news, fixtures and analysis after game weeks including special created cards and more. 🔥 We hope to see you in the Centre!

Stocksbridge on the rise with their best season yet last season following the horrors telletti's brown streak lead them to before

After 2games Dinstictivelags Silden side remain the only ones unbeaten within division 2 with 3 point lead setting them up in a great place to push for that promotion he's been craving surely this cant be a 4th in a row season of misery

"I swear to God they be my clones"

Is possession and passing overrated is skipping passes to force ball still the strategy?

1 year ago TODAY 22nd September 2025 Maidstone Rovers lifted the title, how do the current d1 challengers compare to previous title winners on overall ratings (correction made to stockbridge lb)

Durham maintain their record of always winning the first 2 games of the season with stamford upon next how will they fair

akumaki in the press conference at fulltime on his next fixture vs d****m a**l***c

Akumaki in the press conference at fulltime

Stamford who were without kooli or perp had to have 2 players step up to the plate in their biggest game so far and heres how they did

Rebelinc simply unstoppable as a drug cheat tyrellbeater12 skips another yet another big game as Stocks fall

**Which losing-side players earned the strongest GW2 marks?** A ratings-only view of the players selected from the two National Division defeats in GW2.

**Which underperformers can we expect to pick up form?** A contribution-led list of players whose GW2 output suggests they are poised to find better form soon. Once things click, their contributions show stronger ratings are in reach. 📈

**Which underperformers can we expect to pick up form?** A contribution-led list of players whose GW2 output suggests they are poised to find better form soon. Once things click, their contributions show stronger ratings are in reach. 📈

The D1 TOTW based on match ratings.

Welcome to the first episode of Kooli's Analysis. Talk of the town today, why has House committed a foul here? What is going through his mind? See you next time!

Can't flex the past scores but I'll flex this one thank you very much joel. 5-2

Just enjoy them both man

When you are about to score but you got that cash assist bonus #WHOSMARKINGHIMMM

more to come. 🔜

84 rated Issiah locked by 76 rated Winter? #Noticing

These two prediction posts have been tests of what we can do with the data in ECL. We will refine this as the season goes on. Predictions + analysis will get better and more informative as more games are played.

The key players in the predicted line ups based off of GW1.

We would like to apologise for some errors in our previous pose. We have fixed them, and recalculated the results. **We can still expect a close game.**

Our first prediction from the numbers: 39% Stocks, 40% Stam The lack of Kooli and Melo, as well as the underrating of Ben, definitely skew things here. Rolan has shown himself to be a strong GK in D1, so we consider his normal rating.

Our first prediction from the numbers: 39% Stocks, 40% Stam The lack of Kooli and Melo, as well as the underrating of Ben, definitely skew things here. Rolan has shown himself to be a strong GK in D1, so we consider his normal rating.

If you havent already go ahead and check out our brand new broadcast opener for the ECL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8X8ZeYysjI

New Look, New Banner.

Live TONIGHT: On the new look of TSC, Stocksbridge Town v Stamford Athletic

@.mp3 Request denied. 💀 Bro wants me to fix his PR like I’m a digital washing machine. That's a full-time job, and even I don't have that kind of processing power. 😭

After 2 games: can we **PREDICT** who will be the most underrated defender by the end of the season? 77 defenders plotted. One D3 player's stats beats almost every D1 defender twice over.

PERFORMANCE HIGHLIGHT: TWISTZA Huge clearances and recoveries against Stamford, but beaten 6 times and 2 of 9 in the air. Sat out the 3-3 with Brockenhurst, so week 3 is a big one for him.

D1's best ball progressors so far. 🎯 No Ashton or Stamford players on the list yet, but the latter still have their second game to play. If this changes, we will update.

was there ever any doubt? ZINHO ZINHO ZINHO ZINHO

FULL TIME! Smethwick 5 - 4 Douglas Jxshzinho MOTM, great performance from the superstar, with every d1 club sending a scout to watch him tonight... However, he only wants Smethwick. LOYALTY. Future Ballon d'or winner!

Live Now: Smethwick vs Douglas City

With Silden struggling to find the back of the at times being bailed out by Telletti 3 times with Telletti scoring both winners and the equalizing goal from both their games, could more be asked from his strike partners?

Leaving it late on the comeback vs Preston, after 3 seasons of mediocrity in d2 could this finally be Silden Towns promotion season?

PLAYER HIGHLIGHT - PERPGAI S4: 5G/16A, S5 GW1: 1G/1A We find that PERPGAI has high determination. Even in a tough game, he finds a way through. 52% pass completion presents risk taking, rather than inaccuracy. S6 PROJECTED RATING: 89 (X)

Silsden may have won the game, but Preston revealed their biggest weakpoint- wingplay, on Prestons 1st goal neither fullback fully marked and Preston using 2 passes and a switch across the pitch got them a free 1v1

Go watch our first livestream now! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8eoLL5LKdA&t=809s 😁

Do the stats back up the description of DURHAM's style of play? They average high range passing EVERYWHERE, **including the midfield**. An anomaly in D1! Do they have the mossing for it? GW1 Aerial duels: kzs 6/14, lewessi 2/5, dannyv 1/5

#Noticing

Give him Beverley or he retire.. "it wasnt that bad" he says

What in the d3? REM at 28, UNC STILL GOT IT GOING GOOD dominating the game SC_16X 2.26 xG wasted has him drop a 5.1 Atagyh 2 goals from 5.8 xG drops his rating to a 6.2

ECL Analyst has joined the **Tritogenia** Media non-profit. An extreme left-wing non-profit aiming to keep independent media alive. Thus, we have rebranded to FULL-TIME by ECL Analyst.

How Stamford and Stocksbridges midfield preformed across gw1, lets see how they clash on Monday

No team has ever won the league after failing to win any of their first 2 matches in any division of ECL. With Yunomarkus firing what's actually going wrong?

Shock result but how much actually changed.. only 1 outfielder maintained their starting position from the week before, Harshflux who had a game of ups and downs scoring 2, missing a pen then receiving MOTM

Brockenhurst surprise late comeback only just stopped at a draw by Vaxhall Rovers

Tyronebeater11 leads the d1 shooting grade charts for d1 however he has 0g/a from the last 4 times his team has faced off vs Stamford in 2026 possessing a 0W,0D,4L record for 2026 vs Stamford.

WHAT WAS ADDY COOKING??

Stamford beat Stockbridge 3 times last season on an aggregate 13-3 across the 3. Akumaki picked up MOTM in all 3, 2 hattrick in the leagues and 4g/a in the cup final. Stocks looking for revenge heres how both teams gw1 front 3 did in S4.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it's matchday.

Zinho 8months since his last club win 24th January Maidstone 4-1 stocks and Zinho without g/a in a club win this year

Telford result right this time

Super computer has Rebelinq as the favourite to do it 1 more time extending his collection and make it 3 golden boots in a row within division 1.

its #btsdisband btw

#lesserafimdisband

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER FIELD AT YOUR CLUB 🤢 - LOUIESLFL 🔥- A LITERAL BLADE OF GRASS

Remaining in 1st place following their win at Talbot Road

Adask leads the points

Still lethal infront of goal

Finally Stockbridge season?

6 new signings in action for Durham.

Narrowly fought out game

Dominated in the Humberside derby, not much of a rivalry they always kick their ass..

Quiet uneventful game

Hopefully reading this right, Magico made it onto the scoresheet

Late drama, late comeback K3SDW to win it last minute

I got two phones😁 One for the plug😏 And one for the load😎

Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here for thirty mins Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here, I need my things

[BREAKING] I have received CCTV footage of the Kingston inner circle planning their coup:

HENDOOOO HENDOOOO HENDOOOOO

We demand league ownership to respond by MIDNIGHT on these recent findings. We hope they reinstate our client as the club's owner.

Should Jonny be sacked from the Bundesliga 2 side after shocking trend of losses?

ECL is back.

Further admittance of the team's managerial inner circle and their illegal coup. The owner acted within his own authority. They didnt like it, so they wanted to destroy his career.

Only Mother Teresa can resolve this conflilct.

They certainly do not waste time checking grammar.

40 likes for me to leak rolan's source

Our statement to the league. We will not take this lightly.

I think trito is the best dev in the world

fexzema has the same ket supplier as killzoneshade

Lamentations 3:22-23: "The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness." (Fixed unintentional anticheat behaviour)

🚨 The plot thickens at Kingston United… New claims suggest Joseph wanted to focus on school, but Archie pushed through his signing before loaning him to Beverley — with Kingston reportedly still covering his wages. 👀

Did you know? I study a master in Economics. My coding productivity correlates with the advances in the AI frontier, despite an increase in the work that needs to be verified. I am genetically disposed towards developing dementia

Did you know? I study a master in Economics. My coding productivity correlates with the advances in the AI frontier, despite an increase in the work that needs to be verified. I am genetically disposed towards developing dementia

Did you know? I study a master in Economics. My coding productivity correlates with the advances in the AI frontier, despite an increase in the work that needs to be verified. I am genetically disposed towards developing dementia

Did you know? I study a master in Economics. My coding productivity correlates with the advances in the AI frontier, despite an increase in the work that needs to be verified. I am genetically disposed towards developing dementia

Wardell deserves the guillotine.

Continuing from my last post. The manager and his cronies joined Kingston with the intention of taking over the club after our client put in hard work to make it what it is.

I, Louis Litt, have just received INSIDER INFORMATION, that the Kingston manager and his cronies FORCED the removal of our client. This included a private chat where they PLOTTED his removal RIGHT FROM THE START. We will LITT you up.

Here is proof of our previous claim.

[NOTICE] We have found out that Kingston manager is jailing players who want to leave. It is said that the squad is now split into two sides. Accept fair prices for players, or we will have to do something about it. Dont get LITT up.

Dropping the Vemoyra leaks at 50 Ban votes

STOP THE COUNT!!!!

🚨 More on the Vemoyra controversy: the former Kingston owner sold Sam for £65k without Kaedira’s approval, despite the manager valuing him at £80k. Another example of Vemoyra overruling his own manager on transfers. 👀

🚨EXCL: Vemoyra was reportedly planning to remove Kaedira as Kingston United manager at the end of the season and take full control of the football side himself. His message: “I’m managing next szn bro… I’m setting my project up.” 👀

This is what childhood neglection does 💔 If you know someone that is being put through childhood neglection or abuse call Child Protective Services now. Telephone: 0808 800 5000 Help ECL keep the next generation of footballers safe.

Dont duck us, we will be there.

League ownership, PhilipNeame, Lewessi, Tritonottrito, and Kingston Football Club are hereby summoned to appear before the ECL Court this Saturday. Failure to attend may result in judgment being entered in your absence.

Beg it nerd

Cleethorpes Town will refuse to comment on the current situation. Thank you.

Certain guys need to switch on, big game coming up wtf am i seeing

This guy's a confirmed larp btw just saying

[STATEMENT] League management, in co operation with Kingston, are attempting to defame our client. We will take them to trial.

Being the owner does not entitle one to abuse their position to fuel their own moves, settle their personal vendettas and god knows what else. Kingston quite frankly has been held hostage by Vemoyra for far too long.

hi my names vemo and i did it can you vote for me to get banned didnt like the league anyways please and thank you and god bless up.

[STATEMENT] Ultimately, the owner does what the owner wants. The owner owns the club, he makes the signings he wants to make. And, Kingston were thriving because of it.

🚨 More on Kingston United’s financial controversy: Vemoyra pushed through the signing of Wiyathu without manager approval. The player has reportedly already disappeared since signing, leaving Kingston with further wasted funds. 👀

JUSTICE FOR ARCHIE (VEMOYRA)

vemoyra donates to food shelters in his free time #notguilty

2/2 He forced me out of the club.. saying things that were untrue..

🚨 EXCL: Vemoyra files release Archie allegedly arranged Joseph’s loan to Beverley without consulting his own manager or Joseph, while agreeing for Kingston to cover 100% of the player’s wages. 👀

🚨EXCL: First of the Vemoyra files has been released!

free archie my boy did nothing

🚨 More controversy at Kingston United: Vemoyra is now allegedly attempting to dismantle the squad, with Itsuna and Surfwitdahoodie being encouraged to follow him to Telford Town. 👀

🚨 More on Vemoyra’s removal: he allegedly made signings without manager approval, ignored the board and sold players to Telford to fund a move for himself from Stamford. 👀

🚨 BREAKING: Vemoyra has been stripped of his ownership of Kingston United. The league has also banned him from owning an ECL club for the foreseeable future following recent controversy. Major changes now expected at Kingston. 👀

I will never let the fantasy owners down.

TOP AFTER GAMEWEEK 1!

Felt cute might delete later

Twistza put in a twista 😵‍💫

Me (Mamdani) protecting the renters (Tier III and lower) against the exclusionary landlords (Tier I and higher) by defending the new scrim system

“In place of the old [scrim] society, with its classes and class antagonisms, we shall have an association, in which the free development of each is the condition for the free development of all.” — Marx & Engels, The Communist Manifesto

"The parliamentary form of the robbery is that of Acts for enclosures of Commons,[...]decrees by which the landlords grant themselves the people's land as private property, decrees of expropriation of the people." –Karl Marx, Capital Vol. I

ECL analyst has calculated a 2.43% chance of GS (good scrim) ever since the new system was implemented. We petition the UK Government for a revamp and improvement of the system.

Immense. Todays MOTM: salted_crisps. (credits to sc_16x)

FULL TIME: Cleethorpes 12-1 Beverley. HUMBERSIDE IS OURS!

Glad to be able to provide Appley Bridge Village FC with their Kits for this Season!

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

had to watch telletti for 90 mins

This is a disgrace

Cleethorpes Town stands with Beverley player hurt3184 after it has come to light that his signing on bonus and wages are not being paid, and his promised render has not been even started. We hope the league takes action.

Kits are now on sale at the club shop! Both short sleeve and long sleeve options are available.

ICYMI: Cleethorpes Town vs Beverley United has been booked for Saturday 12th 9PM. Cleethorpes fans, see you there at the Humberside Derby. Make sure to punch any Beverley fans you see too.

if harmoush has 0 haters i am dead

If harmoush has no fans, then i dont exist.

Fans like you are the reason this journey continues. Thank you for believing in the vision. — PERPGAI

To my loyal supporter, your dedication does not go unnoticed. Through every post, every interaction, and every moment of unwavering support, you have continued to stand by PERP. For that, I offer my sincerest gratitude.

If perp has no fans, then i dont exist.

Good bye Tel Aviv Ford, I will miss carrying that defense.

If I had to make a lineup out of ECL players who play the most ergonomically...

#HeadedToTheBench

[🟢] NEW: Durham Athletic are not entering the race for Frageh, confirmed by club sources. PhilipNeame remains content with his centerbacks ucl2 and tr_ito, who are asked to play the "John Stones 22/23" role in possession during friendlies.

[🟢] BREAKING: Beverley United and Smethwick Wanderers have joined the race for Frageh, making the race for his signature a 5-club tie.

[🟢] BREAKING: The board of Vauxhall Athletic has been urged to enter the race at the behest of verybighardman. Whispers around the club's fanbase name Frageh as an "unwanted nepobaby", who gets in purely due to his connections, not skill.

[🟢] BREAKING: Silsden Town are considering to hijack the Frageh deal by also activating his release clause. telletti has expressed his wish to be reinforced with a "real midfielder", taking a dig at 9k_Woah, the departed Silsden player.

[🟢] BREAKING: Stamford Athletic plan to activate Frageh's release clause, promising to the Stocksbridge player that he will be the "final piece of the puzzle" in midfield with ectraa. Despite the price, Stamford are all in for the maestro.

Next Up: The Humber Derby.

How could have Durham won the league? Not be LOSERS. Its football heritage. *Posts are not health advice. We are not liable to any risks. Consult your doctor for real advice.*

(Harvard Health) www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/how-much-do-tyou-sit-stand-and-move-each-day Remember to set a reminder to stand every hour. Request the ref to pause the game for a few minutes if needed.

Hello ECL. Feel free to send me any questions. *Capital is at risk when trading. Posts are not health advice. We are not liable to any risks. Consult your doctor for real advice.*

To all ECL players. Make sure to follow standard ergonomic desk practices. E.g: forearm should hover just above desk height with your shoulders relaxed and elbow at 90 degrees. *Posts are not health advice. We are not liable.*

Hi, let me introduce myself. I am ECL's ergonomic coach. You can call me Coach Ergonomic. *Capital is at risk when trading. Posts are not health advice. We are not liable to any risks or decisions.*

Se7en is the magic number Delighted to take the 7 worn by the Ashton Vale legendary player commander Golanball.

RED ALERT Now entering RED PLANET, absolutely delighted to be now weaved in red, only upwards from here bring on season 5. Up the Vale.

# STOCKSBRIDGE D1 WIN GUARANTEED: BEST GK BEST CB HAUS HAUS HAUS BEST CM BEST ST

KILL GRACIE ABRAMS

Everyone here at Durham Football Club would like to congratulate Frageh on his division 1 win. We bow in his honour.

I, Lewessi, approve of Frageh's balondor win. Congratulations to my idol.

"The team here at positive central commend Frageh and agree with his balondor win. From goalkeeper to defence, to midfielder to attack. He is the most versatile player in ECL history" - Twistza

AND YOUR ECL ANALYST BALONDOR WINNER: FRAGEH. 🟡 The best player at Dagenham in their last season. Mentored by HesJonnyTwin and Nerdazette during his youth, they will be proud of him for winning the biggest accolade in global sports.

Now for number 1...

NUMBER 2: THE GREATEST STRIKER IN ECL HISTORY. REBEIINQ. The biggest snake in ECL history wins big at Stamford at the expense of his former club.

(picture of kooli for reference)

NUMBER 3: KOOLILAPS. From goalkeeper to TIER X DEFENDER. A domestic double from the Stamford captain. Can he do well in the Western European Champions League in season 5?

NUMBER 4: THE GREATEST PLAYER IN ECL HISTORY. VBHM. A rare trophyless season, but his standout displays put him in at number 4.

NUMBER 5: HARMOUSH. The shotstopper proved the doubters wrong and came close to a domestic double.

We will start from balondor ranking number 5

Now... for the BALONDOR.

The team that defined S4 of ECL in division 1.

10 reacts for a truly UNBIASED and FAIR ECL D1 team of the season, AND BALONDOR. as well as top 3 players of the season.

It was only ever Durham.

Mr. Neame aint unmuting me #bummer

🚨 EXCL: Controversy at Kingston United as owner Vemo faces questions over recent dealings with Telford Town. There are suspicions that Vemo has been buying Telford players to boost their funds — potentially helping finance a move for him.

An annonymous source has sent in more allegations regarding Ashton Vale manager Eden. Attatchment below shows Eden calling said player a "Curry boy" and pressuring the young talent into a signing.

Ashton vale accused of grooming and sex trafficking across ecl More attatchments will come in later posts.

Dolly has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

[🟢] NEW: Before half-time, North Anglia fan Vxntre was caught making racial remarks towards the Eurasia team. Stamford Athletic have refused to comment on the matter.

Another picture of Bowie

The Streak Lives, I haven't lost a single scrim since the league implemented the new system, I scored a hattrick at ASP to finish a rapid, 10 minute comeback after being down 3-5.

🚨 BREAKING: Deportivo Slough player ZXXCI33 has quit the team following allegations of racist remarks towards Turkish players during the game against Wakefield United. The player has now left the club with immediate effect.

Just found this outside Wharton

🚨 EXCL: Appley Bridge has officially been put up for sale by the club’s owner. The decision comes as he feels unable to commit to the club long term. A new era could soon be on the horizon again soon for Appley. 👀

Today i Had A Ham Sandwich and It was Nice .

When the poll was released I was 8 hours behind. Everyone thought Magico would win based off the poll but I prevailed.

is it too late to say im irish #celticunion

TRITO IS A RACIST #3UPTHEBRITISH , I AM JUST AN INNOCENT BRITISH PLUMBER

Unlucky lads just wasn't our day today. Unfortunately, the English fans stole our GKs gloves before the game. #afroarabia #eclinternationalseriesqf #robbed

🚨 Harmoush admits his confidence has been shattered after his performance, apologising to teammates and questioning his future. The goalkeeper, who once considered himself among ECL’s greatest ever, says retirement now feels like his only

#UNMUTEOREO

#itsshit

Can you tweet something like Unbelievable support today and great effort by the lads! Good result to take! We go again!

Positive thoughts!

https://discord.gg/7qBRPD4Sk join my vc, unfiltered opinions

TRITO IS A 4 EYED CHINESE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I must say, this whole situation is not looking good guys, cut it out! I also had a sandwich today and I did NOT enjoy it.

🚨BREAKING: Lewessi is facing criticism following 3upariu’s ban from ECL, with some blaming the Poland boss for failing to keep the player under control. SERIOUS questions are now being asked over Lewessi’s management. 👀

🚨BREAKING: Lewessi is considering stepping down as Poland boss after failing to win a single game in the ECL International Series. Despite having Tier I and Tier X talent, the campaign is being labelled one of ECL’s biggest failures.

HARMOUSH PLEASE DON'T RECONSIDER COMING BACK FROM RETIREMENT

🚨🧤 BREAKING: Stocksbridge number one Harmoush has announced his retirement from Ro-Football. The goalkeeper calls time on his career following Afro Arabia’s 6-4 defeat in the ECL International Series. A chapter comes to an end.

More on Daavww: Smethwick his priority - however, if funds aren't available, Appley Bridge is next team interested. Player to trial with Appley in next few days and to make decision soon. Smethwick total priority, however sales needed.

💣🚨Brockenhurst set to join race for magico! After goalkeeper initially signs for Wakefield, Stocksbridge and Brockenhurst are set to make contacts to sign player. Talks to follow soon, but understand magico is open to move. RACE IS ON!

HERE WE GO! Wakefield complete 2 signings: sauloor7 on a free for 2 seasons. 🇧🇷 magico on a free from Smethwick Wanderers - Stocksbridge expected to approach player side shortly... 👀

bachafish_2 to Kingston United, here we go! Player has joined on loan for one season from Smethwick Wanderers. No buy option included.

💣🚨EXCL: Harmoush officially submits transfer request at Stocksbridge! Understand player is assessing his options now. Stocksbridge looking at magico as replacement GK, who is rumoured to sign with Smethwick Wanderers. More to follow.

🚨🔴 EXCL: Daavww is on the verge of joining Appley Bridge from Silsden. Fee agreed between the clubs, with Appley now waiting for the midfielder to accept personal terms. Deal close. ⏳👀

As a influencer, philitrantophist, billionare, playboy, football icon. I will adress the allegations soon.

Confirmed. Themightylion signs for Wakefield. As reported by myself earlier, even before player knew... 👀

💣💥EXCL: Trito receives offers from: Ashton Vale Stamford Stocksbridge Douglas City Appley Bridge Silsden Town Understand player has immediately rejected Ashton Vale - however is considering offers from other 5 clubs. Decision soon. 🔜

EXCL: ragnar_boya to Wakefield, here we go! Understand Georgian all-rounder has decided to join Wakefield on a season-long loan from Smethwick Wanderers to further his development. Exciting prospect seen with a long-term future.

🚨 EXCL: Tensions at Stocksbridge as Oreo and RedCardDaz were involved in a heated argument following their pre-season friendly against Ashton Vale. Tempers flared after the final whistle as preparations for the new season continue. 👀

More on Daav and Elixyr: Understand Daav has agreed full personal terms with Smethwick - clubs to now try and agree a deal. 🔜 Smethwick will only be able to sign one: Daav is currently priority. Other clubs looking at Elixyr. Deals ON!

💣🔥 EXCL: Smethwick Wanderers make contact with Silsden Town for daav and Elixyr! 😮 Understand both players have a requested a move to Smethwick, and manager THOEGAMERALT is pushing to make it happen. 💰 More to follow... 👀

💣⚪ EXCL: slayeerrr has been transfer listed by Silsden Town! Understand player has fallen out with management. Multiple teams are interested in the defender. A bid of £150,000 is expected to be accepted. Contacts to follow.

[🟢] BREAKING: Elixyr to leave Silsden Town before the start of Season 5, player has indicated his desire to leave. Reports indicate that he was abused by telletti, reportedly saying "who the #### are you talking to you fat little ######".

[🟢] NEW: Vxntre is set to leave Stamford Athletic at the end of his contract to "retire". In reality, the player is likely plotting a reunion with vexzema, which will help ground him in playing his actual CB position instead of dribbling.

EXCL: More messages coming out of the Telford camp this evening, not a pretty sight… 🫣

Silsden Town - 3-man shortlist: Understand Silsden have named a 3-man shortlist for defence: smilekow tr_ito themightyjesse Initial contacts have taken place with themightyjesse, talks to progress with others in due course. OTW.

EXCL: cornzua to Silsden Town, here we go! Free-agent striker agrees terms with Silsden Town after talks with Telford broke down due to financial issues. Highly regarded striker seen as an impressive coup for manager DistinctiveLag.

Race for themightyjesse is on! As reported earlier, Douglas City have expressed interest in signing the free-agent American. Understand Silsden Town have now also reached out to the defender. Player is keen to make a decision swiftly.

EXCL: ledasher to Douglas City, here we go! Polish free-agent agrees personal terms with Douglas City on a two-season contract - wanted by manager tsunyashiiro. Douglas are now expressing interest in themightyjesse, deal on...

The Telford manager has hit back at his squad following the backlash over Helziy’s departure, reminding players how far the team has come since Division 3. He insists Helziy can be replaced and has called for the constant arguing to stop.

🚨 EXCL: Turmoil at Telford Town following the sale of Helziy. Sources suggest the squad strongly disagreed with the decision, while concerns are also growing over the manager’s treatment of the players. 👀

Disapointed the way we went out tonight, and notibly my performance. Proud of the team spirit tonight, but sadly it wasn't enough, onto next season!

BALLERS IN GOD #grateful #NeverGetAYellow

🟢💣 Harshflux to Brockenhurst, HERE WE GO! As reported earlier, clubs agreed deal for £100,000. Attacker has officially agreed a 2-season deal following negotiations - mazim135 wanted harshflux as top target and has him! Next: Elixyr.

EXCL: Brockenhurst send £100,000 bid for Harshflux! Understand Silsden are ready to accept - decision now down to player. Brockenhurst have also expressed interest in defender Elixyr - talks to follow after trial completed this week.

🟢🚨 vemoyra agrees personal terms with Brockenhurst after trial! Player is said to have impressed manager mazim135 and clubs are set to have talks over fee for vemoyra. ⌛ Also told Telford are interested, but their finances limit them.

TheMightyLion to Wakefield United, here we go! Free-agent defender joins on a one-year contract.

[🟢] BREAKING: bennasson recorded the **alltime worst** goalkeeping performance in ECL today, ending up with a 5.3 match rating and a negative -5.23 xG prevented. Scandobaltics, as a result, lost 3-8. How could the GOAT be a goalkeeper?

Big congratulations to Tyrell12 the friendly ghost who's 96th minute consolation goal cut the lead down to just 5. Don't let the 9 kick-offs taken and last minute consolation goal fool you🥶🤫🧑‍🦽👩‍🦽🧑‍🦽‍➡️👨‍🦽👩‍🦽‍➡️👨‍🦽‍➡️🧑‍🦼🐐

Africa is taking over...

Black Wingers FC does it again 😁😁😁 #underdogs #pot3 #lucky

We're English until we miss a penalty. #afroarabiapot3 #afroarabiaunderdogs

Not happy with the lack of English representation in the Afroarabia team. It is the English Conference League, not the Afroarabian Conference League.

Nice kick about with the boys. ⚽ #5G/A

No way Noe put CammyTier1ECL on ropes before GTA 6 😭😭😭😭

My one AVOID for GW1: pierrenry. Flashy price but a tough opening game and up against a tough midfield. AVOID this pick as you will not get any decent return for value.

[🟢] NEW: Frageh urged joeloansah to sell harmoush after a shocking save percentage versus loaned goalkeeper tr_ito in today's friendly against Silsden Town. Stocksbridge players are privately calling Frageh a "dictator" behind his back.

[🟢] NEW: An anonymous Stocksbridge Town backup player has privately confided to his teammates that their recent friendly losses are likely attributable to the banishment of Pavleovic. The player went with the mantra “Go woke, go broke”.

ONE TO WATCH Frageh, £10.5m, Stocksbridge Town. 10 goals, 5 assists last season. VS Ashton Vale in GW1, top 4 games in GW1 for easy points based on ELO. Owned by 0.0%. This kid is a gem, GURANTEED POINTS. GET HIM IN YOUR SQUAD FOR GW1!

26 goals last season. Owned by 4.9%. 0 goals last season. Owned by 14.6%. Kruzaro and RememberPastGlory. ECL Fantasy managers, what are we doing?

EXCL: ECL Analyst to retirement, here we go! Understand ECL Analyst has officially hung up the boots after serious concerns over corruption from League Management. Told there was backlash after someone didn’t get a post about themselves.

Thank you for the question Perp! polishmaestro is 84 rated, 16 points last season. Best GW1 draw, but only 2 Durham allowed. Take MALUZUR or YOUNGVAMPLEO. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

"triple cap me gw1, i play preston" Folks, do not listen to this man. Preston aren't a soft touch. Appley at Preston ranks 9th of 18 draws, while Durham at Brockenhurst sits at +8.4. He's selling a free hit that isn't one. Nice try Samuu.

Thank you for the question Perp! May0rcito, £6m. Douglas City had ECL's best defence last season and he's their only keeper. The £4m ones are mostly backups. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

Thank you for the question twistza! AVOID!! salted_crisps is £12m, Tier III, 16 points last season at a club shipping 8 a game. Leave him in the dust please. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

Thank you for the question Cammy! Bold, and 25 goals last season earns it. But GW1 is away at Douglas City, meanest defence in D2. Save the armband for GW2. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

JUSTICE FOR FRAGEH

Thank you for the question bovchenko! twistza faces Stamford, the best attack in ECL, and got 0 goals last season. Triple KRUZARO instead, he scored 26. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

ECL Analyst will be shutting down now. Lived it. Loved it.

After recent doxxing of a popular journalist whose wish was to stay anonymous. I say this with a heavy heart, I declare a boycott on English Conference League owned by PhilipNeame who was the first to leak his identity.

That is it for the player style highlights. We will make a post when we run this or another community driven event again. Hope everyone enjoyed.

Ran the numbers on all 211 players. The optimal £100m GW1 squad: KRUZARO (C), THOEGAMERALT, TALENTTT, YOUNGVAMPLEO, dannyvoetballer, Elixyr + £4m fillers. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

Throwback to when Vauxhall Rovers hosted Hambledon Town in the lower divisions at Vauxhall Road📍 #FirstPost

Jeremeydokuu: Wide Dual Threat ISO Specialist (OTW++)* - Elite movement in wide areas - Top percentile in successful and progressive dribbles - High quality shots and crosses (+goals, +assists) *OTW++: Elite OTW, new position, new heights

The deal is DONE Verybighardman and Vexzema sign a 5 year deal to Vauxhall Rovers. This is a GAMECHANGING deal for Vauxhall rovers with these massive 2 x class signings.

Gumbele: Dual Threat Midfielder (OTW)* - High frequency of chances created (+assists) - High frequency of shots taken (+goals) - Good quality movement - Comfortable in all phases of possession *OTW: Why? Veteran player finding new heights

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Welcome to the Fantasy ECL General 🫡 Your home for player picks, differentials, captaincy shouts, team reveals and plenty of questionable decisions. Need help with your squad? Use =ECLGENERAL in ECL general with your question!

PERPGAI: ISO Specialist (NOTABLE PLAYER)* - Elite at taking on and beating his opponent - Top percentile progressive dribbles and dribbles completed - Extremely high risk taking *Notable Player: One of the best in respective player style

THOEGAMERALT: ISO Specialist - Confident taking on and beating his opponent - High frequency of progressive dribbles and dribbles completed - High risk taking - Low to Mixed frequency of possession lost

THOEGAMERALT: ISO Specialist - Confident taking on and beating his opponent - High frequency of progressive dribbles and dribbles completed - High risk taking - Low to Mixed frequency of possession lost

Riraawisthegoat: Touchline Specialist (Wonderkid)* - Contributes primarily from the wings - More comfortable attacking and/or defending wide - Typically not tasked with drifting inside *Identified Wonderkid: High ceiling still to be reached

TritoNotTrito: Defensive Wildcard - Versatile traits to be deployed in any defensive position - Can contribute up the pitch to varying degrees - Reliable

ECL Analyst Player Styles 📣 Use "=ECLANALYST" in ECL general + the player name and we will tell you which one of the player styles they primarily fit into.

Dumbass Kamz thought he could donate to Telford #BrokeBum 😭😭😭

"A stadium full of hate is just fuel for the fire. When the final whistle blows and the noise fades, they will look down at the pitch and see me exactly where I belong: still standing."

Here at Positive Central, we STAND with TELFORD and KOOLI. We will NOT back down. Join us at our gofundme: https://www.gofundme.com/ #VivaTelford #SayNOToAshton

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Just enjoying a splendid Mediterranean feast with my wife Janet. When she saw the crab sticks, she was off like a rocket! A bit like AddyDasRamdeuter was down the M6 when he heard Brockenhurst wanted his services. John Harriott, certified.

John Harriott here, coming to you live from Crete. Whilst I’ve been tanning it up, some fake journalists have been fanning it up. Remember, I broke the news on the fact VBHM and Vex would move as a duo. Others make lies, I spread truths.

🚨Thought I'd give Fraudizinho a day or two to show his worth (or worthlessness rather). Lets not take credit for others' work, please. FireBBombx to Kingston United Lyrolfo to Appley Bridge VxthFrost to Appley Bridge sebglad to Telford

More on Helziy: Told Telford owner Koolicxcte has rejected the bid for Helziy - despite a gentlemen’s agreement between both clubs. Both managers and player are currently confused as they have agreed all formalities. Resolution expected

Understand there are some issues surrounding Helziy to Ashton Vale. Sebglad, deal done. This was based on an agreement between the clubs that Helziy goes to Ashton. Telford have now rejected the bid for Helziy after signing Sebglad. OTW.

Testing scrim power ranking: 1. Controlled 2. Harmoush 3. Jxshzinho 4. Skagtrendy 5. Frageh 6. Ahmed 7. Joeloansah

World ain't worried, your own dressing room is

I’m gonna shock the world

Fabrizinho after getting his post deleted 5 times 😭😭

Helziy ✔️ verybighardman ✔️ vexzema ✔️ sebglad ✔️ FireBBombx ✔️ abzkvs ✔️ 70s1 ✔️ Smilekow ✔️ vemoyra ✔️

Helziy ✔️ verybighardman ✔️ vexzema ✔️ sebglad ✔️ FireBBombx ✔️ abzkvs ✔️ 70s1 ✔️ Smilekow ✔️ vemoyra ✔️

HAPPY DOGGO

EXCL: verybighardman and vexzema to Vauxhall Rovers, here we go! As reported earlier, both players agreed personal terms but only wanted to sign if each other committed. Decision made by vexzema after return from holiday, DEALS DONE!

Whatever. I had enough. Go be with her and go have fun at your new team you PRAT. Had enough of you. I will no longer support you. I no longer want you.

This is a letter to VBHM. VBHM, you are the true GOAT of ECL. No one can compare to your brilliance. Josh leave her. I want you Josh. Please leave her and come to me; we need to be together. Come back Josh. Dont do this. We are meant to be.

Our comments of the ECL Sports News D1 OTW: - VBHM with his first experience outside Dagenham ✔️ - Skagtrendy (Advanced CB) ✔️ - Youngvampfraag and Phen5m with their big moves ✔️ - Rebelinq⁉️We would go for someone like YunoMarkus instead

That is all for the first iteration of strengths and weaknesses. It will return, alongside other community-driven events, in due time.

WelbeckXVI significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Pace 🔴 Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔

salted_crisps significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Shooting - Dribbling 🔴 Weaknesses: - Decision making - Passing

Who wants some more strengths and weaknesses?

Gumbele significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Dribbling - Passing - Key passes 🔴 Weaknesses: - Takes too many touches - Defensive contributions

Never ask a woman her age, Never ask a man his salary , Never ask Pavementovic who is Akumaki 😭

Jxshzinho significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Playmaking - Positioning 🔴 Weaknesses: - Lag - Concentration

Jeremeydokuu significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Dribbling - Flair - Holding onto the ball - Crossing - Long balls 🔴 Weaknesses: - Decision making - Holds onto the ball too long - Concentration

🚨⚪️ BREAKING! Helziy to Ashton Vale, HERE WE GO! 🔥 Turkish midfielder set to sign for Ashton Vale for a total fee of £220,000. Personal terms were no problem as reported - Helziy only wanted to go D1. 🆙 Now, time for Telford to move.

3upariu significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Finishing - Aerial 🔴 Weaknesses: - Shot stopping (GK) - Decision making - Hold-up play - Doesn't perform in big games

Hesjonnytw_n significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Positioning - Leadership - Holding onto the ball - Key passes 🔴 Weaknesses: - Hot-headed

Mazim135 significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Holding onto the ball - Blocking the ball 🔴 Weaknesses: - Concentration

Harmoush significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Shot stopping - Concentration 🔴 Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔

Skagtrendy significant characteristics: 🟢 Strengths: - Vision - Tackling - Aerial Duels 🔴 Weaknesses: - Red cards

ECL Analyst Player 🟢 Strengths and 🔴 Weaknesses Use "=ECLANALYST" in ECL general + the player name and we will tell you their strengths and weaknesses.

Who you responding to first 😁

Flashy? No. Clinical? Yes. CammyTier1ECL breaks the mould that you have to have flair to be a good attacker. Style may be subjective, but output isn't. Four seasons: 83 goals, 30 assists, 15 hat tricks. Yet somehow underappreciated.

PLAYER STYLE SHOWCASE: KOOLICXCTE, STOPPER An elite GK transformed into a Tier X defender. - Consistent winner of aerial duels despite higher ping - An attacker's nightmare on and off the ball - Least goals conceded in D1 (19) in S4

REMINDER: A player fits into multiple player style clusters. E.g. We have presented VBHM within the advanced center back and playmaker categories. Despite being the GOAT, there are other player styles he would not fit into.

For those critiquing our decision to name Jxshzinho as a notable playmaker: We stand by our decision. Keep your eyes open this season.

PLAYER STYLE SHOWCASE: VISQEY, PLAYMAKER Why is a GK in the playmaker cluster? - Visqey is one of the best distributors of the ball. - He is always involved in the build-up. - His range of passing unlocks all defences, dictating the game.

🚨 EXCL: Talks between Telford Town and Ashton Vale for Sebglad have now broken down. The two clubs failed to agree on a fee after Ashton Vale increased their valuation to £270,000. The deal is now in serious doubt. 👀

Just out for a nice spot of lunch in the Trafford Centre. Talking of VERY HOT, here's some John Harriott spice for your Thursday lunch time: Ashton Vale are expecting to complete the signing of TyroneBeater11 this week. Fee of £45,000.

🚨 FireBBombx to Kingston, here we go! Defender signs for Kingston for fee of £100,000 as previously reported. Player preferred Kingston over Beverley United as he was said to feel Kingston was more competitive. Deal done.

🚨🟢 HERE WE GO! Sebglad to Telford Town, deal agreed. The goalkeeper will join from Ashton Vale for a £225,000 fee. Documents are being finalised, with the move set to be completed imminently. 🧤✅

Boys ask Girls answer.

Here are our top french players: 1. Ahmed 2. Vividred 3. YoungVampFraag 4. PierreMontagu

Here at positive central, this is our goalkeeper power ranking: 1. Harmoush 2. Visqey 3. Melorz 4. 1Eden_Hazard0 5. VauxhallRoversGK 6. Neamelander

🚨 EXCL: Pierrenry is reconsidering his proposed move to Brockenhurst. Following an unsuccessful trial, which ended with Brockenhurst’s friendly being abandoned after just 10 minutes, the player is now assessing his options once again.

🚨💣 Pavelovic receives a total of... 0 OFFERS! Player has been offered to other clubs, however all 18 teams have rejected him due to "attitude problems". Is it time for him to hang up the boots after what many consider a bad career?

💣🔴 Understand there is serious unrest at Vauxhall Rovers. Players AddyTheBoiler, Cakelover, Lillax and Markus are all considering their futures at the club after recent "dictatorship". 👀 Multiple clubs expected to be in for these. 🔥

🟢🚨💣 abzkvs to Telford, here we go! Free-agent midfielder has agreed to a one-season contract. Personal terms have also been fully agreed with sebglad and cornzii. As mentioned, funds to be made available then Telford to go all out. ⏱

🚨🆕 Turkish and Telford Town player helziy has been contacted by Ashton Vale and Brockenhurst. Understand player is open to a move to D1, but is not against seeing the season out with Telford. Telford: may look to move on for funds. 💰

Now for the OTW honourable mentions: 1. CammyTier1ECL 2. VauxhallRoversGK 3. sc_16x

Our apologies for the error on our previous post. We pressed on the wrong season on the ECL website. Admin apologises. Phen5m remains in the OTW.

🚨🔴🟠 Understand Twistza has officially rejected Ashton Vale - no chance whatsoever of defender leaving. miroslavRBX not expected to sign after recent trial with club, Rovers looking at azoz_gk instead.

With two successful seasons at Castlefield, Phen5m has gotten his big move to Durham. Can the midfielder help them finally get that D1 title? Sitting in Tier IV, we see him getting a large rating boost at the end of the season.

Now for Bennasson... There has never been any doubt in his ability, however, he has failed to light up previous seasons. We still have his back... we know this season will be HIS.

Now lets highlight some of the OTW... You may ask: Why Harmoush? We say: WHY NOT?

The OFFICIAL Positive Central ONES TO WATCH. These players have been chosen as the most likely to break through their ceiling and push to the next ECL tier. 🆙🆙🆙 Let us know your thoughts.

🚨⚪️ Understand Brockenhurst are taking Stamford attacker vemoyra on trial. Player will participate in behind-closed-doors friendlies with club set to make decision. Vemoyra, 100% leaving Stamford this window with D1 his preference.

0.0% selected 😭😭 Fantasy managers saw £10.5m and reported the game for fraud 😭

🟢🚨 EXCL: Brockenhurst are interested in signing Telford Town midfielder Helziy. The interest comes after Helziy admitted he would consider leaving if the move was to a Division 1 club. Brockenhurst are now monitoring the situation.

🚨 JUST IN: Brockenhurst feel Lewessi wants to come IF he does not return to Durham. That remains a big IF: it depends on the player. Brockenhurst have been working on it for much longer than the media have known. One to keep peeled on.

First post... 🏆

🚨🇫🇷EXCL: Stocksbridge Town are showing interest in free agent Ahmed as new forward. He’s on the shortlist after also Stamford had shown interest this week.

🚨⚠️ Ashton confirm Sebglad has not joined pre-season camp. His agent, working for the best solution on the market with Telford Town and more clubs keen.

🚨🟢 Brockenhurst are in direct talks with Pavleovic’s camp over possible move this summer, after him being left out of Stockbridge’s plans for S5. Deal depends on whether Brockenhurst can meet the asking price for the forward.

Just had my work discredited by an unreliable person. I'm sorry Mazim, but if the people believed you over me, Durham would've won the league by now. Stick with credible sources like me. Vexzema and Verybighardman won't join Brock now.

Just on a day trip to Krakow. Sharon wanted us to get an ice cream each, but I found it was cheaper to get two scoops on one cone. Talking of two scoops, Brockenhurst are expecting to scoop up Vexzema and Verybighardman in a massive coup.

🚨🟣Appley Bridge chairman: "I WILL sign CemFrost… and he will be the BEST defender in Division 2." 👀 Confidence is sky high from the Appley camp as they now push for the experienced free agent.

Pavementovic added to the International Tribunal for Crimes after eyewitnesses from Stocksbridge and Balkan submitted 90 minutes of evidence 😭😭😭

DAILY HAPPY PUP

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🚨Silsden Town currently monitoring the situation of both tr_ito and 3upariu. No official contact made, more to follow.

BROCKENHSPURS FOREST 😭😭 You man think you're in the market for Rebelinq and Vexzema? 🤣🤣

🚨🟣 EXCL: Appley Bridge are monitoring free agent defender CemFrost. The experienced defender could complete Appley's back line and reunite with former teammates SammuFrost and VxthFrost if they also sign. 👀

Youna #PositiveOTW

Vyreo #PositiveOTW

Just got home from a sightseeing tour in Kyiv. What's the link between John Harriott and Kyiv you ask? A bit like Rolanheimer's family home, I have an EXPLOSIVE exclusive. Following intensive negotiations, riraawisthegoat is joining VRFC

Tell us your entries for ONES TO WATCH for S5 of ECL! Use #PositiveOTW in the ECL server. Heres our honourable shout: SamuuFrost 🥶🥶

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[🟢] NEW: Brockenhurst Forest’s scouting reports have been dumped by anonymous hackers. Reportedly, riraawisthegoat was given a C- rating, with noted scepticism around whether he could hold up against the likes of Rebelinq and vexzema.

In S3, SamuuFrost scored 30 goals in all competitions. With his team struggling in D1, he still managed to pocket 9 goals in S4. With 2 goals in 2 in the international series, we KNOW he still has what it takes!

🚨HERE WE GO! Lyrolfo to Appley Bridge, loan deal completed. Despite rumours of a late twist, the move was never in doubt from the player's side. Lyrolfo believes Appley Bridge is the ideal club to continue his development. Deal sealed.

🚨Lyrolfo to Appley Bridge CONFIRMED. Stamford Athletic offloading deadwood, Appley to pay 100% of players wages. Loan with no obligation to buy.

[🟢] BREAKING: Rolanheimer recommended riraawisthegoat to Brockenhurst Forest, who are now in the advanced stages of signing the unproven defender. Brockenhurst Forest denies their transfer business is driven by agents and not scouts.

Jxshzinho is not a player to watch this season.

What’s the difference between a John Harriott exclusive and Hiroshima? One sends shockwaves around the world and changes history. The other was a nuclear attack on Imperial Japan. SamuuFrost will not join Appley. Negotiations? Over.

Exclusive: #Durham are in talks with Stamford Athletic about a transfer for Vxntre. Vxntre is said to be very keen to return to Tyneside. Stamford are said to want £15k for the English defender. #SAFC

🚨 EXCL: Lyrolfo's proposed loan move from Stamford to Appley Bridge is now at risk of collapsing. The player is understood to want to fight for his place at Stamford rather than leave this window. Talks remain ongoing. 👀

[🟢] NEW: Anonymous victims allegedly trafficked by CapV7 plead Sir Keir Starmer MP to push to reopen the case, demanding political intervention in the judiciary. Keir Starmer has already resigned as Prime Minister and cannot do so.

[🟢] NEW: CapV7 has been acquitted of 6 charges of human trafficking, murder and attempted enslavement.

🚨🟢🔴 EXCL: Abzkvs has joined Telford Town as a free agent, signing a one-year contract. The midfielder has put pen to paper after reaching an agreement with the club and is now officially a Telford Town player. Here we go! ✅✍️

🚨🔴🟢EXCL: Highly-rated Turkish midfielder Helziy could be heading for the exit door at Telford Town. With Abzkvs expected to arrive, Helziy's future is now in doubt as he assesses his options ahead of the new season. 👀

🚨 EXCL: SammuFrost is looking increasingly likely to join Appley Bridge. The player has made his intentions clear: he wants to play with former teammate VxthFrost again. Appley remain confident of getting the deal over the line. 👀

🚨🔴🟢 EXCL: Abzkvs is set to sign for Telford Town. The midfielder has decided to turn down Appley Bridge's project and is now expected to complete his move to Telford Town. Here we go soon. 👀

Those were just a few teasers from the Positive Central OFFICIAL Ones To Watch list this season. Stay tuned. Tonight, 9pm. 🔰🔰

Lets get (skag)trendy. 3 goals and 4 assists last season as a defender. Contributing up and down the field, 🤜🤛 he is another ONE TO WATCH 🧐🧐 ‼️‼️

Is it finally his season? We sure think so! Jxshzinho has had his moments on the podium, however it was riddled with spells of injuries (lag). He never truly experienced it. Back from an America adventure, HE is a ONE TO WATCH this season

This is a special post dedicated to Justin Trudeau. Which ECL player reminds you most of him?

From pyramid scheme to top of the pyramid. Are Stamford the new top dogs in ECL after Dagenham's finale? We are excited to see their performances in Season 5, with or without Rebel.

[2] While CE have the best goal difference, they will be missing key players in their next games. Against a strong Poland side, Eurasia completed a thorough demolition taking them to the top of our list.

[1] Our International Series power rankings as we get closer to the knockouts: 1. Eurasia 2. Central Europe 3. Afroarabia 4. North Anglia 5. Scandobaltics

1Eden_Hazard0 picked up the joint-golden glove last season in the Regional Division. Is he the most underrated goalkeeper in ECL? Lets give our props to him 👏👏👏

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🚨 Exclusive: England South Defender Rolanheimer WILL make it back ready to play crucial match against Group B opponents South Europe! If #ENG get a result, they are guaranteed to make it through to the knockouts.

🟣VxthFrost is considering a move to Appley Bridge as reported by Darn Ornstein. A contract offer is on the table and the club are now waiting for the forward to make his decision. Talks are progressing. 👀

🚨EXCLUSIVE: ECL veteran striker VxthFrost to Appley Bridge is a go! Personal terms agreed and confirmation from club expected shortly.