VBHM Papers

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[🟢] NEW: Durham Athletic are not entering the race for Frageh, confirmed by club sources. PhilipNeame remains content with his centerbacks ucl2 and tr_ito, who are asked to play the "John Stones 22/23" role in possession during friendlies.

[🟢] BREAKING: Beverley United and Smethwick Wanderers have joined the race for Frageh, making the race for his signature a 5-club tie.

[🟢] BREAKING: The board of Vauxhall Athletic has been urged to enter the race at the behest of verybighardman. Whispers around the club's fanbase name Frageh as an "unwanted nepobaby", who gets in purely due to his connections, not skill.

[🟢] BREAKING: Silsden Town are considering to hijack the Frageh deal by also activating his release clause. telletti has expressed his wish to be reinforced with a "real midfielder", taking a dig at 9k_Woah, the departed Silsden player.

[🟢] BREAKING: Stamford Athletic plan to activate Frageh's release clause, promising to the Stocksbridge player that he will be the "final piece of the puzzle" in midfield with ectraa. Despite the price, Stamford are all in for the maestro.

[🟢] NEW: Before half-time, North Anglia fan Vxntre was caught making racial remarks towards the Eurasia team. Stamford Athletic have refused to comment on the matter.

[🟢] BREAKING: Elixyr to leave Silsden Town before the start of Season 5, player has indicated his desire to leave. Reports indicate that he was abused by telletti, reportedly saying "who the #### are you talking to you fat little ######".

[🟢] NEW: Vxntre is set to leave Stamford Athletic at the end of his contract to "retire". In reality, the player is likely plotting a reunion with vexzema, which will help ground him in playing his actual CB position instead of dribbling.

[🟢] BREAKING: bennasson recorded the **alltime worst** goalkeeping performance in ECL today, ending up with a 5.3 match rating and a negative -5.23 xG prevented. Scandobaltics, as a result, lost 3-8. How could the GOAT be a goalkeeper?

[🟢] NEW: Frageh urged joeloansah to sell harmoush after a shocking save percentage versus loaned goalkeeper tr_ito in today's friendly against Silsden Town. Stocksbridge players are privately calling Frageh a "dictator" behind his back.

[🟢] NEW: An anonymous Stocksbridge Town backup player has privately confided to his teammates that their recent friendly losses are likely attributable to the banishment of Pavleovic. The player went with the mantra “Go woke, go broke”.