CLUB STATEMENT
The club will be investigating two matters.
The club is officially opening investigations into a duet of matters that concerns the club.
One of our players has lodged a complaint about having food poisoning and being drugged before the match, something that became apparent as he played on. We will be launching an investigation into the chef team and our food supplier, Fred's Fries about this matter, and hope that this was not intentional. Despite the 6-0 win, we are taking this on with utmost urgency.
The second matter is that the club will be suing riraawisthegoat for defamatory comments against the club and our players. That is all we can say for now.